Languid Lavender

dt-rex:

jaredhower:

my problem isn’t that my favorite fictional characters aren’t real, it’s that i’m not fictional

Why is this so fucking accurate 

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

p0lariss:

*follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*

that was actually way deeper than i expected

h0odrich:

i woke up on the wrong side of my life

gameandwatch:

you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring

chochangs:

i solve my problems the way i do my math homework

by ignoring them and occasionally crying about it

(Source: mako)

i don’t like morning people or mornings or people

nintendonut1:

fairwind:

epic-lee:

WTF THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE

yes.

THIS MADE ME SO ANGRY

(Source: cheia)

dontblink91011:

luigiman:

my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just

it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response

milkyblue:

magicbuffet:

LAUGHIN HARD

OH MY GOD I FINALLY HAVE FOUND A PICTURE THAT ILLUSTRATES MY LIFE PERFECTLY

ghouley:

2 - 5 am ritual

(Source: hellltrash)

meennahpeixes:

meennahpeixes:

deletes life

deletes browser history first

(Source: nishigaki)

starsofthefallen:

clarknokent:

h0odrich:

i wish my bank account looked like my follower count 

more like my post count.

definitely my post count

saderidan:

When a character death is so sudden you just sit there in shock for three minutes wondering where the hell that came from