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i have more followers than there are people in my school
one thing i hate is when parents refuse to let their kid(s) dye their hair
like
who’s fucking hair is it??????? is iT THE FAMILY HAIR?????????
saving curls
hunting split ends
THE FAMILY HAIR
I’m sorry we made that post about supernatural
Im not
Dad went to the beauty parlor…. and he hasn’t been home in a couple of hours.
You don’t think you deserve to be shaved
(Source: chiehiro-moved)
OMG IT’S BACK
I didn’t know what to expect but now I’m physically crying
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
Current events
Get out.
(Source: y0u-belongwithme)
why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
???????????????????????????????
i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
- why is being alive so suck
- why is being alive suck
- why is suck
- suck is being alive so expensive
- why suck so expensive
?????
I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
(Source: funniest-stuff)
(Source: skippingismagnificent)
hey
you
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE IS AW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JBO IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTUIRE WORLD
why are ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails.
i want a ghost movie set in walmart.
“cleanup in aisle 13”
“but there is no aisle 13”
U.S. census has a census of humor.
I CAN’T I CAN’T OMG
JESUS CHRIST.
I CANNOT SIR.
