Cloud: SOLDIER. FIRST CLASS. loljk
Squall: i don't want to be loved you're pretty don't hug me i'll protect you but no
Zidane: hehehe. butt. *fondles*
Tidus: I'M A REAL BOY
Vaan: I don't--why am I even---I JUST WANTED TO FLY A FUCKING AIRSHIP
Snow: DID YOU SAY SERAH?
Noel: Hey I just met you and this is crazy but I'm the last of human kind so come into this mysterious time gate with me *creep face*